Where to meet halfway between Battersea and Ealing
The fairest place is Tottenham Court Road — 24 minutes from Battersea and 22 from Ealing, a difference of 2 minutes. Battersea and Ealing are 11.7 km apart on the map, which is the part that turns out not to matter.
Tottenham Court Road has 150 pubs and bars, 177 cafés and 475 restaurants nearby — see what's there.
The options, ranked
| Meet at | From Battersea | From Ealing |
|---|---|---|
| Tottenham Court Road | 24 mindirect | 22 mindirect |
| Leicester Square | 22 mindirect | 28 min1 change |
| Bond Street | 29 min1 change | 20 mindirect |
| Waterloo | 19 mindirect | 30 min1 change |
Only places within reach of both are listed — anything meaningfully worse than Tottenham Court Road is left off rather than padded in.
Why not the actual midpoint?
The geographic midpoint of Battersea and Ealing is near Hammersmith. Meeting there costs whoever is travelling furthest an extra 21 minutes; Tottenham Court Road is fairer once you count real journey times. London's transport map is not its geography: the Thames splits it, and half the Tube lines don't cross it.
Getting home
Both of you can still get the last train home from Tottenham Court Road, the longer trip back taking about 23 minutes.
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